Soft, lived-in tee with a mischievous nature — a relaxed, heavyweight cotton shirt printed with a vintage-style green Sasquatch illustration and the cheeky line “Mentally I’m in the woods — Screaming.” It feels like a favorite you’ve owned for years: slightly faded color, supple garment-dyed hand, roomy cut for easy movement. Wear it on trail days, campsite evenings, or while you’re pretending to meditate but really need to scream into the trees. The subtle retro print reads like a secret handshake for people who love off-grid humor and quiet chaos in equal measure. Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durability and comfort - Garment-dyed after construction for a broken-in color and texture - Relaxed fit with no side seams (tubular knit) and double-needle stitched hems for long-lasting wear - Available S–4XL and in 58 color options; sewn-in label for easy rebranding - Heavyweight fabric that holds print detail well while staying breathable Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean